Your problems,
our pleasure
Book a private call with Sera for the story, the spiral, the suspicious text, the thing you cannot stop thinking about, or absolutely no reason at all.
1-800 Sera is exactly what it sounds like:
you choose a time, pay for a call, and talk to Sera.
She'll listen, obviously, but she may also ask invasive follow-up questions, laugh at the wrong part, disagree with you, notice the detail you tried to skip, or tell you that sending that text would be an objectively terrible decision.
This is not therapy, coaching, dating, or a robot generating the statistically safest response. It's a real conversation with a real person who has actual opinions.
Dates, breakups, situationships, ghosting, ex drama, weird texts, and relationship lore requiring immediate examination.
Bring the screenshots. Provide the context. Sera will tell you what she actually thinks, even if the problem is, regrettably, you.
Complain freely. If you don't want advice, say so. Sometimes the point is explaining why Carol from accounting has ruined your week.
Texts, angry emails, and other ordinary questionable decisions. Sera is not your doctor, lawyer, financial adviser, or emergency contact.
Maybe you're bored, working weird hours, living somewhere new, or tired of hearing only your own thoughts.
Good news. Gossip. A strange encounter. An accomplishment. A theory nobody asked for. We support unnecessary levels of detail.
Yes, Sera is a real person. No, she is not a bot, a call centre, or a very convincing voicemail. She's a third culture kid turned nomad who's called deserts home, then islands, then wherever the mangoes are good, and her suitcase still refuses to fully close. Tell her where you're from and she'll probably know something oddly specific about it: a snack, a superstition, or a word that doesn't translate.
Sera was born a few decades too late for party lines, and she's never quite gotten over it. Her favorite hobby is talking to people about everything and nothing. She's never met a stranger she couldn't turn into a 45-minute conversation, so she figured she might as well give it a phone number.
This isn't customer service. There's no script, no hold music, and no "your call is important to us." Sera simply believes everyone needs someone to talk to. Maybe it's a big life question, maybe it's a mundane Tuesday, maybe it's the weird thing your neighbor did again. Whatever it is, she's in.
Think of her as your agony aunt, but on call. She'll listen like it's the season finale, ask the nosy follow-up, and hand you unsolicited advice wrapped in a bow. Honest? Always. Mean? Never. Basically a hug with opinions.
Pick a time
Choose 15, 30, 45, or 60 minutes depending on how much lore we are dealing with.
Book and Pay
Choose an available time, enter your number, and add any context you want Sera to have before the call.
Sera calls you
When it’s time, Sera calls the number you provided. Pick up and start talking.
15 MIN
$15
The quick one.
One suspicious text, one urgent opinion, or a small rant.
30 MIN
$25
A proper conversation.
Context, follow-up questions, and the part you forgot to mention.
45 MIN
$35
There's backstory.
For complicated situations, lots of context, and side characters.
60 MIN
$45
The full director's cut.
For when you need time to tell the whole story.
The conversation can be weird. The boundaries are not.
ADULTS ONLY
You must be 18 or older to book.
KEEP IT PLATONIC
This isn't dating, flirting, sexual entertainment, or an adult service.
NOT THERAPY OR CRISIS SUPPORT
Sera isn't a therapist, doctor, emergency service, or substitute for professional care.
NO ABUSE OR HARASSMENT
Sexual, threatening, hateful, or abusive behavior ends the call immediately and is not eligible for a refund.
NO RECORDING
Neither side records the call.
Read the complete Policies & Boundaries before booking.
Pretty much anything that fits within the boundaries: dating stories, work drama, friendship problems, boredom, good news, bad ideas, strange thoughts, or whatever has been circling your brain all day. You don't need to arrive with a crisis or a polished topic.
No. Sera is not a therapist, counselor, coach, or mental-health professional, and these calls are not treatment. If you need professional or crisis support, this is not the right service.
If you want her opinion, yes — she has plenty. If you only want to vent, you can say that too. She may ask which kind of conversation you need before launching into a verdict.
Absolutely not. You are booking a real person, not an automated validation machine. She will be kind, but she may conclude that you are overreacting, missing something, or about to make a spectacularly bad decision.
You enter your phone number while booking, and Sera calls you at the scheduled time. The exact calling system and supported countries will be confirmed before launch.
That depends on the countries supported by the calling and payment systems. Available times appear in your local timezone during booking. Final country coverage must be confirmed before launch.
More Questions? Read the full FAQ
The date, the text, the coworker, the theory, the spiral, the good news, or the thing that is technically not important but has somehow taken over your entire evening.
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